This is droppy. He's our hero because he eats the bugs that dare to come into our home.

This lucky kangaroo found that our mango tree had left him a treat.

In LA they sell 40's at Target--I couldn't pass that up.

Sara about to enjoy some Fancy Salmon.

This lil' feller helped Sara learn how to speak some Spanish.

Sara loves her ink!

Serious soccer field. The winning team was sacrificed, and they LIKED IT.

After a couple of margaritas, I was kissing EVERYBODY on the street.

Yes, momma--that's a fish head in your soup.

Our hotel in Acapulco built a gingerbread house that was 10 feet high!

The Acapulco Afrodisiac, drink one and go have some fun!

If Diego Rivera loved you, he would depict himself as a frog literally giving you his heart.

I'm just guessing the message here is, "slow yo' roll!"

Cannon surfing is the new skateboarding.

This is what happens in Mexican airports at Christmas time. Navidad!

Grillin' pierogi on the beach in Australia on Christmas. This was just after we had SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE!

White belt? Check. White pants? Check. White shoes? Check. Shiny tourist shirt? Check.
One day I'll dress like this guy...and it will be a good day :-)

Communist brewery in Western Australia.

She finally admits to something.

Sara is very good at cheating--they had no idea what was going on.

This was BEFORE the pub, people!

We finally found the first in a long line of Female Robot Companions (FRC's) that Jason built in his basement. Evidently, he didn't like this one's personality, and banished her to the land down under. Sara, however, found her to be absolutely enchanting.

I got tossed in Aussie jail for 3 months for attempting to steal this car.

DIY fly protection for your face. Looked funny, but it was well worth it.

Proof that Sara loves me.