Good job! You got the lens cap off.

I wouldn't go so far as to say tacky, but this guy's outfit was gaudy, at least.

Sara's snorkeling technique is superb.

This guy had an unattractive bump on his head, but I didn't say anything so as not to be rude. You know, like when you have a bloody nose, and everyone you see keeps on saying, "your nose is bleeding".

This guy wouldn't stop going on about his rubber-tree plant. What a bore!

Is that a unicorn fish?...or is his face just really happy to see me?

This clam was about 1 meter wide. Oh snap!

It took me about ten tries to get a profile view of this wascally wabbit.

Sea anenomes attract orange fish, whereas Sara attracts extremely well-behaved, handsome men.

Sara not realizing that her towel was whipping people in the face. But she looks good in a floral print eh? Come on folks! I know you're out there, I can hear you breathing.

This blue guy had a green mask on. But he didn't fool me. I recognized him.

The non-zig-zaggy blue and white zebra fish of Queensland.

The extremely rare Neon-Striped Hoon!

I like purple things. I've named this guy the Batfish.

Somehow I got up close to these guys.

Some pretty stuff stuck to the bottom of the ocean.

Another colorful dude just chillin'--havin' a swim.

Fortune-telling coral. She wouldn't tell my fortune, though. Stuck up little limestone-encrusted snob.

Zoom in to see the stripes on old Phil, here.

The little blue guys on the left really liked the the red guys in the center and on the right. They were like teams of best friends.

Here I found little Bluey, nestled amongst the less brilliant colors. Sometimes a very beautiful bit of coral will hang out near less pretty pieces of coral so as to stand out as the prettiest one.

Honestly, by this time I was getting sick of all the beautiful colors and cute little fish. I was nostalgic for smog and radio ads with a two person dialogue.

I tried to get a profile shot of this pretty little yellow girl, but she was just being so terribly difficult.

This guy really didn't want to hang out with me.

Wampa ain't no joke, y'all.

One day I'll have a ride as cool as this.