White belt? Check. White pants? Check. White shoes? Check. Shiny tourist shirt? Check.
One day I'll dress like this guy...and it will be a good day :-)

Communist brewery in Western Australia.

She finally admits to something.

Sara is very good at cheating--they had no idea what was going on.

This was BEFORE the pub, people!

We finally found the first in a long line of Female Robot Companions (FRC's) that Jason built in his basement. Evidently, he didn't like this one's personality, and banished her to the land down under. Sara, however, found her to be absolutely enchanting.

I got tossed in Aussie jail for 3 months for attempting to steal this car.

DIY fly protection for your face. Looked funny, but it was well worth it.

Proof that Sara loves me.

This was not even close to consentual. Okay, maybe it was.

All of Western Australia was on fire.

Oh boy.

For the beer lovers.

ONE minute after we walked past this sign, I spotted three blokes with naked feet. I'm not kidding.

Another great Aussie sign at the Broome airport.

Sara and Ashwar chewing cud in Broome.

...I'm on a boat everybody,
Take a look at me...

The Alexander Stewart: built by hippies, enjoyed by yuppies in the Whitsundays.

When I asked the guy driving the boat about this, I said, "we saw a spikey black penis that moved when you touched it. What was it?" For some reason the guy wouldn't give me an answer.